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((Wilhelm Wigworthy wrote Home Life and Social Habits of British Muggles, a required textbook for third-year Muggle Studies. Published by Little Red Books in 1987, it explains, among other things, what electricity is.))

Name: Wilhelm Wigworthy
Nicknames: Will, Willie, Kaiser Wilehlm the second, Kaiser.
Born: 12 October, 1951
Gender: Male

Ancestry: Pureblooded, unfortunately. But I’m adjusting my poor knowledge of muggles by immersing myself in their culture. Well, I live in muggle London. That’s a start.
Parents: Dad’s lots of fun (even if he is a bit of an idiot), and Mum’s good for hugs.
Siblings: My brother, Nicholas. He’s my best-friend and his weird sense of humour matches mine.
Pets: None, unfortunately. I want a puppy. One day...

School: Hogwarts, previously.
House: Ravenclaw.
Wand: Ivy, 10 inches,
Favourite Class: Muggle Studies.
Best Class: I dunno. I didn’t study enough for anything, but passed them all. Got an O in Charms, so maybe that’s my best.
Future Prospects: I’ll be an author one day! At the moment, I’m trying to make my living with journalism. The Daily Prophet’s alright, but I’d prefer to write books.

Orientation: Homosexual…laugh and die.
Relationships: None at the moment, and not many in the past. I’m too scared to meet people/ask anyone I don’t see much point in going out of my way to look for one.
Turn ons: Skinny, tall, narrow face, clean, well dressed, friendly, confident, lack of inhibitions, different (but not for the sake of it), childish (but not immature).
Turn offs: Too many muscles, bad smell, falseness, bitchiness, over-seriousness.

Height: 5’8”
Weight: 152 pounds
Build: Bearable, but I’d like to lose some weight.
Eyes: Ice blue and usually staring into space.
Hair: Black
Other Physical traits: My eyelids look red because I rub them too much. People always tell me off for it, but it’s too hard to stop!
Dress Style: Very causal. I just chuck on the first thing I see in the morning. All of the clothes I buy tend to be plain.

Physical Health: I can walk long distances very happily, but, when it comes to more demanding physical exercise, I suck. I used to be anaemic, but now I take supplements. Oh, and I’ve usually got some weird thing going wrong with me.
Mental Health: Sometimes I doubt it, but I think I’m just as crazy as the rest of the world. I could do with being less neurotic, though.
Medication: I always seem to get weird infections and illnesses, so I get on the appropriate medication. Other than that, I just take supplements for iron, so I don’t get anaemic.
Vision: 20/20
Hearing: I always have to ask people to repeat themselves, because they mumble too much or talk away from me, but maybe it’s my problem…
Reflexes: Middling to poor. Unless there’s some sort of threat. Rage/fear does all sorts of things to me.
Hygiene: EXCELLENT.

Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert. People are stupid are scary cut into my alone time make me uncomfortable are OK, but I’m not too good when I don’t know someone very well.
Phobias/Fears: Claustrophobia, heat, situations that are unfamiliar to me, initiating conversations with people I don’t know, my feelings, that my loved-ones all secretly hate me. I also have random ones, like fear that I’ll lose the important thing in my pocket, or that my well-thought-out plan will fall to pieces. I’m also paranoid that people will think I’m staring at them.

Likes: Being silly, funny words, daydreaming, muggles, writing, drawing if I can get off my bum and do it, lying in bed, counting things, cute animals, cuddles, kids.
Dislikes: Change, being the centre of attention, being stared at, crowds, tidying my house, people not doing what I tell them to, stupid people, gossip, bitches, food I’m not familiar with, food I don’t like (which is most things), eating at other people’s houses, shopping, telling people my feelings.

Personality: Experimenter
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)
Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes across your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

Personality Defect: Spiteful Loner
(Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble)
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

((This is an RP journal for hoggiewarts. I don't own anything from Harry Potter. The PB I've used is Keanu Reeves, and I don't own him, either.))

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